B: Why is it that none of the hand towels in our apartment ABSORB WATER?
me: Because that isn’t their intended behavior.
B: ::looks at me skeptically::
me: They’re from IKEA; they’re meant to be decorative, not useful. If you want water-absorption, file a feature request.
B: But then I’ll have to pay for the upgrade!
This is how we actually talk March 23, 2008
Civilization showdown March 17, 2008
Today, I had a most edifying conversation with my good friend Erica. I was showing her the brackets for the March of Time Madness.
Me: Victorian Era or Enlightenment?
Her: Enlightenment, for sure!
Me: Elizabethan Era or Dark Ages?
Her: Elizabethans!
Me: Viking Era or Minoan Greece?
Her: Vikings!
Me: Nooooo! Minoan Greece!
Her: Dude, the Vikings buried their dead in FLAMING SHIPS!
Me: Dude, the Minoans had the MINOTAUR.
Molly’s Karmic Rule of Mental Illness March 2, 2008
(Based on Dan Savage’s Karmic Rule of Kink)
If you break up with the honest person with an anxiety disorder, you are destined to marry the dishonest schizophrenic.