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This is how we actually talk March 23, 2008

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B: Why is it that none of the hand towels in our apartment ABSORB WATER?
me: Because that isn’t their intended behavior.
B: ::looks at me skeptically::
me: They’re from IKEA; they’re meant to be decorative, not useful. If you want water-absorption, file a feature request.
B: But then I’ll have to pay for the upgrade! 

 

Eyebrows! March 19, 2008

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I have been thinking lately about eyebrows with emoticons. Once I started (attempting to come up with a way to indicate sarcasm via a raised eyebrow) I found that they’re incredibly expressive, possibly more so than their standard counterparts. A few examples:

ô_ō raised eyebrow (sarcasm/ dry joke)

ô_ô surprise

ò_ó anger

ó_ò sadness/pitiful eyes

So much is possible with different combinations of characters! And I have certainly gotten better at knowing where the special characters are on my keyboard as a result of this experiment. Eyes I still haven’t found a use for:

õ_õ (wigly eyebrows!)

ö_ö (wide awake with eyelashes?)

ơ_ỏ (no idea here, really)

ɵ_ɵ  (half-lidded eyes?)

And a final result of the experiment: attempting to mark every sarcastic comment I made with a single raised eyebrow lead me to the conclusion that almost everything I say over IM is sarcastic. This is about roughly equal to the fact that I’m just about always sarcastic when I speak. No wonder the whole “obviously lying voice” debacle of a few years ago, where everyone complained that they couldn’t recognize when I was making shit up, was such an issue–the frequency with which I say the opposite of what I mean to make a point is ridiculously high.

 

Civilization showdown March 17, 2008

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Today, I had a most edifying conversation with my good friend Erica. I was showing her the brackets for the March of Time Madness.

Me: Victorian Era or Enlightenment?
Her: Enlightenment, for sure!
Me: Elizabethan Era or Dark Ages?
Her: Elizabethans!
Me: Viking Era or Minoan Greece?
Her: Vikings!
Me: Nooooo! Minoan Greece!
Her: Dude, the Vikings buried their dead in FLAMING SHIPS!
Me: Dude, the Minoans had the MINOTAUR.

 

Molly’s Karmic Rule of Mental Illness March 2, 2008

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(Based on Dan Savage’s Karmic Rule of Kink)

If you break up with the honest person with an anxiety disorder, you are destined to marry the dishonest schizophrenic.